I hate being a woman. Boys, look away.
ARGH! I have been having periods for seven and a half years now, I should not be on my third pair of knickers and trousers today! This is just STUPID. I've heard of red-blooded but I honestly don't see how I can keep on being red-blooded - I'm amazed I have any left.
I've given up. I'm not mucking up another pair of trousers. I shall be spending the rest of the evening in boxer shorts, and you know what, any housemate who DARES to make a comment about it is going to get SUCH a rant!
Oh, and on top of the sheer inconvenience of bleeding so much that I can't change quickly enough, I get the expence of buying three times as much stuff as anyone else because of my ABNORMAL body and its RED BLOODEDNESS, but I also get to have the feeling that my womb is full of lead weights and my tummy feeling horrid for the whole day.
It's amazing I've been able to keep my sweet and saintly temper. GRRR.
Sorry about that, folks. Now I remember why I wanted to be pregnant when I was in my teens - just to have nine months off.