Dear...

Dear Fandom

Plot-What-Plot does not, under any circumstances, mean Characterisation-What-Characterisation. Nor does it mean Dialogue-What-Dialogue. Please stop sacrificing characters for the sake of a sex scene, it's tiring and sad.

Oh, and the word smut is a bit gross.

Love,
Katie

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Dear World

I don't think we're on the right track, but since my political views are strong and might cause offence, that's all I have to say.

Love (mostly),
Katie

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Dear Sports Stores,

Turkey did not make the World Cup. I know it's shocking and hard to understand, but guess what? Australia did. Please stop stocking Turkey national memorobelia and start stocking the Green and Gold.

No love,
the whinging bitch over in the sports department

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Dear bladder

I could really, really do with a full night's sleep.

No love,
Katie

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Dear World

Me again.

The Da Vinci Code is a work of fiction and in the end, in the Grand Scheme of Things, no one but the Catholic Church and Dan Brown really cares. Please stop flooding me with Tom Hanks news, and how the critics hate it. People are going to see the movie, anyway.

Love,
Katie

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Dear Paul McCartney

The media had nothing to do with the break up of your marriage. I love you, but did you really, truly think that would ever work? Seriously?

Lots of Love,
Katie